Jokes Funny Words Of Wisdom

Wisdom is best defined as the ability to judge what is true and right to have common sense and good judgement. Bette s quote is the perfect analogy for how even small people can have big impact.

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People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Jokes funny words of wisdom. The voice of experience. You can be the most handsome man in the world or you can have infinite wisdom or you can have limitless wealth reflecting the man says i ll take the wisdom. He who dies with the most toys is still dead unknown.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight phyllis diller. Quotes that make you smile. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

A garage makes you a mechanic. A wishbone a backbone and a funny bone reba mcentire. Unfortunately there s not much of that going aroud these days.

If you re too open minded your brains will fall out. Others whenever they go oscar wilde. A funny witty and short story of wisdom.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks charles gordy if you want to leave footprints in the sands of time don t drag your feet anon. It goes on robert frost. Common sense just isn t that common anymore.

Going to church doesn t make you a christian any more than going to. The wise farmer s donkey. Wisdom knowledge and experience.

In three words i can sum up everything i have learned about life. Amusing epithets to live by. Wisdom comes with experience.

Sad quotes about life. You want to be around people who are soaring high in life and exuding excellence. Thomas merton so keep reading our jokes another batch of wisdom sayings from the famous remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

If you think you are too small to be effective you have never been in bed with a mosquito bette reese. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday don marquis. A business like an automobile has to be driven in order to get results.

I am so clever that sometimes i don t understand a single word of what i am saying oscar wilde some cause happiness wherever they go. You grow old because you stop laughing. A wise old man.

Here are some excellent words of wisdom good judgment that comes from knowledge and experience in life. To succeed in life you need three things. The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.

An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him because you have lived a good and virtuous life i can offer you a gift. These funny words of wisdom are spot on. Fran lebowitz you don t stop laughing because you grow old.

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