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Desert genie joke money rich lamp wisdom wise popular chin serene face genie. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute.

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That s relativity albert einstein.

Words of wisdom jokes. The only normal people are the ones that you don t know very well alfred adler. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I m sure you ve been bitten several times but a mosquito and it didn t matter if it was 50 times smaller it still caused you agony.

If at first you don t succeed skydiving is not for you. Compiled by peter shepherd. Education is when you read the fine print.

Knowledge is of the past wisdom is of the future. You can be the most handsome man in the world or you can have infinite wisdom or you can have limitless wealth reflecting the man says i ll take the wisdom. If you re too open minded your brains will fall out.

158 funny quotes bring a smile to your face with these funny quotes you will find laughter humor and a bit of wisdom in these. See more ideas about words words of wisdom wisdom. A garage makes you a mechanic.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Your sole purpose in life may be to simply serve as a warning to others. It s always darkest before dawn.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. Our collection includes funny inspirational and motivational quotations said by some famous people and others. Here are some excellent words of wisdom good judgment that comes from knowledge and experience in life.

He sits down rubbing his chin in thought. These funny words of wisdom are spot on. I want to be the wisest man in the world the genie goes poof and suddenly the man s face assumes a serene expression.

Bette s quote is the perfect analogy for how even small people can have big impact. An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him because you have lived a good and virtuous life i can offer you a gift. Then he looks towards the genie and says i should have taken the money.

These days people seek knowledge not wisdom. Going to church doesn t make you a christian any more than going to. Experience is what you get if you don t.

Jan 21 2021 explore renata s board fun jokes words of wisdom on pinterest. The only stupid question is the one that goes unasked. If at first you don t succeed destroy all evidence that you tried.

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